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Mitt Romney’s full first name is Mittens.
Also… Mittens… New Jersey called, it wants its fake tan back.
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10.01.2012 - 17:00:05
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http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/15621342823
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The Grand Canyon is an optical illusion created by hundreds of well-placed mirrors.
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20.12.2011 - 16:16:00
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http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/14511089886
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False Facts is proud to announce that Bridge City Comics will be carrying False Facts Comic: Vol 1 in which some rather horrible things happen to some rather nice people. It is the ONLY PLACE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD where you can get this limited edition book so get your butt over to Mississippi Avenue and pick that baby up for a mere $15. If you don’t see it on the shelf… just ask for it by name!
Consider these amazing features:
64 pages
Full color from cover to cover
Made from 100% recycled papers and soy-based ink by 1984 Printing in Oakland, CA
Animal free binding that you can lick to get high
Has a retractable self sharpening survival blade
Is flame resistant
Can be used as a personal flotation device in case of a water landing
Now stop considering and start buying!
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19.12.2011 - 21:27:17
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http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/14469269622
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Nuns are only allowed to have sex with guys named Jesus.
I often pause and say, “this is probably really offensive” and then I post it anyway. Bring on the hate mail, I’m eager to hear what you have to say.
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13.12.2011 - 16:50:40
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http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/14168493988
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After years of hard work, scientists have finally been able to translate whale songs.
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12.12.2011 - 16:32:58
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http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/14118686678
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You should not shoot Zombie Santa Claus on sight.
Classic zombie trick; don’t fall for it. Even if he’s the real deal, he’s just bringing you brains.
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08.12.2011 - 16:41:58
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http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/13922963327
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Take a look at this Epson Commercial….
then this drawing I did in 2009….
Did they rip me off? Intentionally? Anyone know a copyright lawyer? Do I have a case?
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30.11.2011 - 06:47:00
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http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/13535887949
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During the Jurassic Period, giant earthworms roamed the Earth, devouring everything in their paths.
Why aren’t they in the fossil record? Cause they don’t have bones to find, duh!
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14.11.2011 - 16:21:39
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http://www.falsefactscomic.com/post/12790934148
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